Hello my name is Laokratis Cios and this is my story. For eight squalid years I've been at the Quaker College which forwhateverreason the name befuddles me. What's it called? I got the monk. I got a case of the monks. Erm. Literally. Got that? Sorry, I remembered. It was William Penn University in Osgloose Iowa. I started thinking about that. I started thinking about my mother. I like alot of things. My name's Laokratis I'm just looking for a good time. I like teddy bears and lolipops. Just chill out I'm being dramatic. I'm Laokratis and this is my Tory. British Tory MP. Keir Starmer.